I have been working with kids for a few months now. I have found that each day is different and they will always surprise you. It is definitely not the typical office job that I was used to. So I listen to them talk to each other and to myself and they often say funny things. I thought I'd share some of them with you. Maybe you'll find them as funny as I do.
- I want to have lots of babies (says a little boy)
- My uncle in California has a BIGGG boat
-You are hot stuff (little boy talking to a little girl)
- Do you have babies at home? ( I get asked this daily)
- Where is your mommy?-My mommy says when you get to big kid school you no longer get cold! (I don't really get this one)
- Little girl 1: I have to tinkle.
Little girl 2: my mommy hates that word tinkle! She says I can not say that word.
My favorite of all has to be when I overheard some kids playing house. Their whole conversation was funny but what I remember the most was hearing this...
- Little boy: There is a mouse in the house!
Little girl: Then go kill it honey!
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